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We invited Paul over because we understood that he had something special to bring to Godsplash 4.0 - he said he had the coolest sled in the world. This is what he brought over. It looked like it was the beginning of a sad, sad day. Paul assured us that the sled was good, and he was the first to try it out.
I came to Godsplash 4.0 with a purpose, only I forgot what that was as soon as I made my first run. I know that I wanted to get a picture of me flying through the air like a modern-day Superman, but then remembered that I couldn't fly.
This was the closest that I got to anything resembling actual flight, so I now consider myself a superhero. I'm currently taking applications for a vile arch-nemesis, but you have to battle MLiterus2 for that one.
Tim was wearing the sled on his head like Toad from the Mushroom Kingdom. Actually, he was quite cold, his nimble body no longer able to stand cold weather.
While we played, my Mom worked. See, tomorrow was the day of our rummage sale, and Paul, Tim, Browski and I were too busy goofing off in the backyard. Unfortunately, someone had to pick up the slack, and like always, my Mom performed admirably.
We felt sorry for Paul and his sled, so we handed him a real sled - Rusty. He then proceeded to slide on his butt instead of stomach, causing his legs to kick up in the air in a moment of intolerable craziness.
There's not much more that I can say about this move, for you all know everything there is to know about it. The Eamon Swandive has become a staple in the Godsplash files.
The boys were discussing their next plan of action when I interrupted them and snapped a picture of them. They never saw it coming.
