Godsplash 6.0 - Page 4
With one clear thought in his head, that thought being the avoidance of the Godsplash mud pit, Danny attempts to stand up, surpassing the mucky muck altogether.
Danny, trying out Nick's patented stand-up style, shows that he too can achieve what few have tried; being one of few to stand above the rest.
Surprisingly, James took time out of his busy schedule to get back to his roots and join the rest of his family in the most exciting display of youth running wild since Godsplash 5.0.
Jenny, not quite up to par with the rest of the family, still tries hard to reach the pinnacle of the Godsplash pyramid - that being the end of the slide and unanimous respect from all gathered that fateful day.
Remember that scene in Tommy Boy when Rob Lowe hosed off Chris Farley after the cow tipping escapade? Well, the minds behind the Godsplash ride thought it humorous to recreate that scene with yours truly playing the Farley role, complete with "I'm a Maniac" song and dance. Worked fine until Jake and Browski wouldn't stop shooting me with the hose and pissing me off. Those guys. If they weren't Godsplash regulars, I'd probably ban them from attending any more Godsplash events.
Apparently, Jake didn't hear me yelling STOP over the deafening noise of water being sprayed from a hose. It's really funny when someone wearing contact lenses gets sprayed in the eyes with water.
This picture's unique point of view was achieved by the photographer (me) putting myself in harm's way of the ferocious onslaught of Jake's terrifying run on the Godsplash. I jumped out of the way just before he hit me. Not pictured: me hyperventilating and suffering from a nervous breakdown after looking death in it's beady little eyes. (Note to reader - Death is now immortalized as a Canadian.)
